news that’s fit to print, all of it

I wake up, hit the browser for news, see a headline, and think to myself, “there’s yet another whole cloth fabrication by the New York Times.”

It turns out to be true for once, so I changed my morning mental chant to, “even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

slurp and smack

If you’re going to shovel food in your mouth and chew your cud close to the camera during a Zoom, you really ought to follow it up with a porn show. But after all that smacking and picking of the teeth, I wouldn’t be in the mood anyway. Nasty! 🤢