I wake up, hit the browser for news, see a headline, and think to myself, “there’s yet another whole cloth fabrication by the New York Times.”
It turns out to be true for once, so I changed my morning mental chant to, “even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
slurp and smack
If you’re going to shovel food in your mouth and chew your cud close to the camera during a Zoom, you really ought to follow it up with a porn show. But after all that smacking and picking of the teeth, I wouldn’t be in the mood anyway. Nasty! 🤢
merry C
I wonder if I said “Merry Christmas” how many of my friends would say “you idiot” back?
